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babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

witchyroses:

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

I feel powerful to know this info

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

pecancat:

Babe we’re going somewhere different for dinner tonight

athomeamongthetrees:

dee-lirious:

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (september 2014)

witchyroses:

vanconcastiel:

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.

73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75

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HE HAS IT!

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His ass must be like a plastic grocery store bag

Oh my fuck

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

go send your least favorite blogger a compliment :)

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thanks

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

rustyboots:

"Heroin What-If-There-Are-Ghosts-In-My-Garden"